Reddit's Greatest Hits


My list of Reddit's Greatest Hits. I have been collecting and updating it for years. Please presume NSFW for most, if not all of them.



A Bee’s Dick Away


A Sense of Pride and Accomplishment, a.k.a. the Most Downvoted Comment in Reddit's History


An Anorexic’s Vagina

An Asteroid, Mr. President


Bed Delivery Man


Broken Arms


Calvin's Last Few Minutes with Hobbes


Carter


Chunky Excretions


Colby 2012


Colby 2013


Cooking of Vagina Bacon


Cottage Cheese Girl


Crusty Panties


Cumbox


Cumbox Sequel

(Deleted, but read the comments)


Cum Boxers


Cum Mirror


Cum Omelette


Cum Receptacle


Cum Sock


Cumming into a Coconut

Danny DeVito Changes a Guys Life During a Ski Lift Ride

Descartes Before the Whores


Did I Fucking Stutter, Ashley?


Disappearing Cups Story


Discovering My Vagina


Don’t Put Your Dck in a Goat’s Brain


Doritos

(Deleted, though here is a screenshot)

Double-Dick Dude

(Sadly, this was later found to be a hoax)

Double-Dick Dude’s AMA

(Sadly, this was later found to be a hoax)

Drainage of a Cow's Abscess


Farting on Unruly Kids


Father Thinks About Dropping His Mentally-Disabled Baby Into a Zoo Enclosure To Free Everyone From a Life Of Heartache and Pain, Then Sees His Wife is Thinking the Same Thing


Fish Mitten


Geraffe Pasta


Gloryhole "You Suckin'?" Thread


Gnome GW Album


Grand Prix Richmond Crackstyle, a.k.a The M:TG Convention Butt Crack Collection


Guy Fucks a Gummy Bear


Guy Posts on /r/Japan About Being Over Japan Because No Japanese Girl Wanted to Go Out with Him During His Vacation


Hambeast


Heroin Guy


I Did So Much Acid That I Almost Died


I Hate My Job


I Have No Butt Crack


In Soviet Russia, Bomb Disarms You


It's For a Church, Honey!


Jenny


Jolly Rancher


Jose Canseco’s AMA


Jumper Cables

Jungle Juice


Kate Good

Kevin


Kyle


Lazy Ops Officer Moves an Entire Aircraft Carrier to Get the Sun Out of His Eyes


Lobsters


Maggotnaise


Magnet Urethra


Me and Da Bae

(Deleted, though here is a screenshot)


Mellon Baller


My Little Pony Cum Jar


Panty Sniffer


Pedophile AMA


Picture Inception


Placenta Jerky


Poo Euphemisms


Poop Scissors


Redditor "Kills" Alan Rickman


Redditor Predicts Harper Lee's Death 19 Minutes Before It Is Officially Announced


Redditor Finds Another Redditor's Kindle


Rusty Nail


Scumbag Erin


Shitfisting Potato


Shitty Jed


Skipped Periods


Streetlamp LeMoose


Squirting BBW


Tapeworm


Tenctaly Lump


The Backseat Shitter


The Best Natalie Portman Fantasy Story Ever Written


The Most Downvoted Comments in Reddit History


The Post-It Notes, a.k.a. Redditor Discovers They Are Suffering from Carbon Monoxide Poisoning


The Safe


The Swamps of Dagobah


Threadworm Butt Plug


Today You, Tomorrow Me


Turtle Nuggets


Wednesday the Cat

(Backup Post, Original Deleted)


What is Potato?


Woman Who Passed School Bus Passes Away


Woody Harrelson’s AMA, a.k.a "The Rampart Incident"


Yeah...You Like That, You Fucking Retard?


10/10 Rice Guy


/u/bbcuh12 Describes the Beauty of Cleaning Out Your Nose Post-Cold


/u/BrianGotBonged Has Explosive Diarrhea in the Middle of Intercourse